Urban dictionary: penaldo

(1)

*A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win. He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work. No 7 has been missing the entire match.

*Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

(2)

*A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.

*he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties. "I'm Penaldo, I like to score penalties and tapin against Lithuania, Andorra, Udinese, etc."

(3)

*A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi